Explore Yourself !!!

Just back few decades, before shopno-dinga domain purchased, an interviewer (who is specialist in interview and have degree of interviewee and interview) interviewed shopno dinga. Here is that exclusive millennium interview for you all.
Interviewer: What is shopno-dinga?
Shopno-Dinga: Don’t you know that !! hhhmm Shopno-Dinga stands for
S: Someones
H: Honorable
O: Opinion for
P: Potential and
N: Negotiable
O: Options
-: This is dash man. Hope it’s clear to you as us
D: d…. ….hhmm …. d …. stands for…
Actually we are still trying to discover the meaning of DINGA.

Interviewer: Oh !! you mean you don’t know what shopno-dinga is?
Shopno-Dinga: Yes we know. It mean something what we are trying to discover. Ha Ha. Ha.

Interviewer: Why are you laughing?
Shopno-Dinga: Oh sorry.

Interviewer: So mr Dinga.. what is your…..
Shopno-Dinga: Hey!!! I am not dinga. We are shopno dash dinga

Interviewer: Ok. Mr shopno dash dinga What is your site’s valuable contents?
Shopno-Dinga: Every thing… By example, our header is valuable to us. Footer is also same, have a look at it’s font size. It’s perfect. Color combination it’s awful awesome. Lastly our all banner size are same.

Interviewer: No no!! I am talking about site contents not design.
Shopno-Dinga: Oh Contents. Design is our number one content. After that, we have many html tag’s. Pictures and many other things what you never get in many good sites.

Interviewer: Ok. Ok. Do you have any dynamic content? Or all are simple statue.
Shopno-Dinga: Oh No!! Shopno-dinga is totally dynamic. In every refresh you discover new banner’s in shopno-dinga. So you can easily imagine how dynamic we are. ha ha.

Interviewer: Not clear at all. Would you please clarify a bit.
Shopno-Dinga: Ok. There are no site in web who change their banner in every refresh. Because they use their corporate banner as well as logo. But we feel proud to say: we are totally able to change our banner in every refresh.

Interviewer: Huh!! Ok leave this topic. Let’s move on the visitors. Do you count your visitors?
Shopno-Dinga: Nop. Formerly we had a counter but for some reason it’s not working current days. We are not worried at all because numerous hit disable our counter.

Interviewer: :O Numerous hit disable your counter !!!
Shopno-Dinga: Yes it is. To give you an idea, what’s the maximum range of integer variable? It can store up to 2⁸. So when more then 2⁸ visitors visit our site then counter can’t work properly. In the same way, our counter disabled by numerous hit.

Interviewer: Did you set your counter maximum range 2¹?
Shopno-Dinga: hhmmmmmm. Right now i can’t remember… But i think it was more then that may be 2⁴

Interviewer: Which mean your counter can’t count more then 16 visitors. How funny counter it is!!
Shopno-Dinga: That’s very true. But we have some strong logic behind. If 16 people visit shopno-dinga in mili second then we count it as 1/16. By using this formula when our visitor number is greater then 14 we divide it by 1/16 and add some fraction to make it positive integer. There are more complex (like E=MC²) formula by which we actually make it happen. Moreover, for every even number and odd number hit we have different formula invented by us what really helps calculation to become easier. Hope you understand. Very simple.

Interviewer: No i don’t !
Shopno-Dinga: Oh no problem at all. Though we take decades to invent it, so it might take few minutes more. Don’t worry we have a training session’s for visitor to understand how we count them. In short, when total visitor number make quadratic…

Interviewer: Yea Yea. I got it.
Shopno-Dinga: Very clever man. You understand it without proper explanation. But please put some time to understand our easy but complex calculation later time. hhhhhhmmmmm But we are really wonder the calculation you understand easily.. why not understand our visitor hacking tracking software.

Interviewer: Ok ok. let’s move on the next step. Surely you have no competitor. Right? No one actually interested to make competition with you.
Shopno-Dinga: Yes you are fully correct. The fact is that, competitor can be someone who have ability and willingness to compete shopno-dinga. But after first look of our site, competitor never think to compete with us.

Interviewer: Yes. This is only because, they know time is valuable.
Shopno-Dinga: Oaow !! You are absolutely correct. After first look people understand easily: it’s not possible for them to compete with us. ha ha ha.

Interviewer: Ah !! only god knows where from you get such sense. Terrific !!
Shopno-Dinga: Sense??? Do you ask for sense? Yes shopno-dinga have two sense. One absence and another is presence. I know it make sense to you.

Interviewer: So. Do you ever feel, you have competitors?
Shopno-Dinga: Yes we feel that before we purchase our domain. But once purchase is done all competitors go away.

Interviewer: How do you sure about that, you have no competitors?
Shopno-Dinga: Because now a days, we don’t get anyone to visit our site. It’s a positive sign of non existence of competitors. Actually we never worried about competitors because we know we are the best.

Interviewer: Surprising!! Who give you guarantee that you are the best?
Shopno-Dinga: Oh man. We know we are the best so why do we search for some guaranteer to be guaranteed.

Interviewer: What’s your site ranking in google?
Shopno-Dinga: We don’t measure our ranking by any other sites. Instead, we have a plan to rank other sites by the end of next millennium 3000.

Interviewer: ok ok. i think, you feel tired and need a break. Right?
Shopno-Dinga: Exactly.

Interviewer: Okay. lets take a short hundred years break and we will come back soon to finish this terrific and painful interview!!
Shopno-Dinga: ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz